"We must believe in free will… we have no choice." — Isaac Singer — — — #IsaacSinger #quote #quotes #quip #oxymoron #freewill #choice #inevitable #voluntary #predetermined #discretion #humorous #humor

"Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible." — Doug Larson — — — #DougLarson #quote #quotes #French #courage #quip #eat #snails #culinary #humor #humorous #joke #edible

"Sometimes what is legal isn't what is right, and sometimes it needs a witch to tell the difference." — Terry Pratchett — — — #TerryPratchett #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #right #corect #witch #witchcraft #legal #rightful #humor #humorous

"The freelance writer is one who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps." — Robert Benchley — — — #RobertBenchley #quote #quotes #writer #pay #quip #snarky #humor #humorous #funny #freelance

Apparently, you can't just say," you can call me Dr. Love" at a job interview!
who knew?

"A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking." — Martin H. Fischer — — — #MartinHFischer #quote #quotes #quip #humor #humoros #funny #conclusion #thinking #tired

"It is by the audacity of their grammatical mistakes that we recognize the great writers." — Henry de Montherlant — — — #HenrydeMontherlant #quote #quotes #quip #writers #authors #mistakes #grammar #errors #humorous #humor #funny

"Kangaroos leap and live 8 - 12 years. Jaguars run and live 12 - 15 years. Tortoises do nothing and live - 150 years. Lesson learned." — Brenda Matusik — — — #BrendaMatusik #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #ease #easy #humor #humorous #funny #relaxing

"A book is a mirror: if an ape looks into it an apostle is hardly "likely to look out." — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg — — — #GeorgChristophLichtenberg #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #books #revelation #personality #knowledge #wisdom #humor #humorous #witty

"A great artist can paint a great picture on a small canvas." — Charles Dudley Warner — — — #CharlesDudleyWarner #quote #quotes #quip #artist #great #size #skill #talent #tools

"Your mate doesn't live by bread alone; he or she needs to be 'buttered up' from time to time." — Zig Ziglar — — — #ZigZiglar #quote #quotes #quip #spouse #significantother #husband #wife #pleased #happy #humor #humorous