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**Grickle** @grickle@mstdn.social · 1h

Grickle @grickle@mstdn.social

Chill bird. #grickledoodle #puns #starwars #maythe4thbewithyou #birds #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of a bored falcon sitting with a coffee and scrolling his phone. Caption reads "Millennial falcon."

**Deborah League** @DeborahLeagueFineArt · 6h

Deborah League @DeborahLeagueFineArt

"Olive You" fun pun art. Wall art that looks great on fabulous products, too! Non-sappy Mother's Day gift idea.

ART - https://deborah-league.pixels.com/featured/olive-you-wordplay-rachel-league.html

#ayearforart #buyintoart #mastodonart #mastoart #fediart #fediverse #fedigiftshop #giftideas #art #arte #artist #artwork #artmatters #artbooster #colorful #wallart #homedecor #kunst #interiordesign #creativetoots #artforsale #artprints #clay #photography #wordplay #puns #food #Mother'sDay #olive

Bring a playful pop of humor to your space with this charming “Olive You” art print. Featuring bold colors, a whimsical design, and a clever food pun. This colorful print makes a perfect addition to kitchens, dining areas, or gallery walls. Ideal as a thoughtful gift for food lovers, pun enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates quirky, heartfelt gifts.

A circular clay dish features a pun with the words "OLIVE YOU" surrounding a raised olive shape on a yellow background, all encircled by a red border. The design creatively combines wordplay and visual elements to convey a message of affection.

**Paco Hope #resist** @paco@infosec.exchange · 22h

22h

Paco Hope #resist @paco@infosec.exchange

Watching old episodes of “The Tick” cartoon series. Two things stand out.

If you like #dadjokes and #puns, The Tick is great. So many funny hero and villain names. “American Maid”, “Die Fleidermaus”, and “El Seed” (the evil sunflower with the silly Spanish accent), and “Sarcastro” the Cuban revolutionary whose weapon is his biting sarcasm.

Also, the opening credits feel LONG in 2025. They’re like 90 seconds. Maybe 120.

It’s funny. I’m enjoying it.
#pun #dadjoke

**Wm.son** @Sfwmson@universeodon.com · 1d

Wm.son @Sfwmson@universeodon.com

Who's the robot that won't cop out when there's danger all about?

MECHANICAL SHAFT

You're damn right!

Dread Orange May 1at

#Puns #Shaft #Jokes

**David W. Jones** @dancingtreefrog@mastodon.social · 1d

David W. Jones @dancingtreefrog@mastodon.social

Is a garfield a place where you plant seeds that grow into fish? #puns

**Mark A. Rayner** @markarayner@mas.to · 4d

Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

Have a great hump day everyone!

humphrey bogart from casablanca looking at euclidean geometry

#wednesdaythought #WednesdayMotivation #dumbpuns

**DoomsdaysCW** @DoomsdaysCW@kolektiva.social · 5d *

5d *

DoomsdaysCW @DoomsdaysCW@kolektiva.social

"She took him for granite"

An image of three people.
One person is a woman wearing a red dress, with glowing eyes and snakes for hair (slightly out of focus).
The second person is a man looking at the women in the red dress, but has been turned into a statue.
The third person is a woman wearing a white toga, giving the man an angry look.

#Classics #ClassicsHumor #GreekMythology

**NegativePrimes** @negativeprimes@urusai.social · 6d

NegativePrimes @negativeprimes@urusai.social

I want to make a social media platform for symbiotic lifeforms that grow on trees. It will be called "Lichen Subscribe."

#DadJokes #puns

**Mastodon Trends South Africa** @trendsZA@mastodon.africa · Apr 27

Apr 27

Mastodon Trends South Africa @trendsZA@mastodon.africa

The following hashtags are trending across South African Mastodon instances:

#cartoons
#infosec
#funnies
#braai
#wine
#opera
#puns
#humour
#gauteng
#freestate

Based on recent posts made by non-automated accounts. Posts with more boosts, favourites, and replies are weighted higher.

**Adrianna Tan** @skinnylatte@hachyderm.io · Apr 24

Apr 24

Adrianna Tan @skinnylatte@hachyderm.io

If you visit my workplace’s website and see a survey called We Shore Could Use Your Kelp, it wasn’t me.

#Marine #Puns

**jaja** @jaimeJ@social.seattle.wa.us · Apr 23

Apr 23

jaja @jaimeJ@social.seattle.wa.us

"Morning Song" teableau for 04/23/25

Because the dark must always end.

Simple tea tableau with vintage china covered in a design of tiny bouquets of roses, violets, Forget-Me-Nots, and pansies, with a matching napkin. The cup and saucer sit in the middle of a wreath of appliqued tulips on a white cloth. There is a yellow ceramic bird raising its beak in song. The small teapot is light green with yellow handles and spout and orange knob and turquoise feet; it is covered in delicate black text in various fonts using words that end with t, e, a, as puns such as affinitea, hospitalitea, generositea, creativitea, prosperitea, and so on. The tea today is Tippy Yunnan black loose leaf from Harney and Sons.

#Tea #Teableau #Teapot

**Milcom Miasma** @mmiasma@mastodon.sdf.org · Apr 22

Apr 22

Milcom Miasma @mmiasma@mastodon.sdf.org

Thank You, I'll be here all week.

Mrs. Miasma loves puns. Which is why when I was handing her a cup for her morning tea and bumped it against the counter, she said "careful!" and I responded "that was counter-intuitive."

I can sense your groans.

#Puns
#OldPeopleOfMastodon

**Jayne** @dotjayne@tech.lgbt · Apr 22

Apr 22

Jayne @dotjayne@tech.lgbt

Punny people of fedi, can you help with a pun on the tip of my tongue?

A few years ago while driving around Berkeley / Oakland, I saw a window blinds and shades business van with the absolute best slogan, which has somehow been wiped from my mind.

The gist was that if you didn't like your window shades/blinds/curtains, they'd improve them for you. Like maybe "If you don't like the view from your windows, let us cast some shade for you"

It was certainly punchier than that, but I'm pretty sure window(s), view, and shade(s) were mentioned. Maybe also tired, old, and/or window treatment(s)

ps: Alcatraz Shade Shop is in that general area, and the store has a letter board that they put similarly themed puns on, but I'm certain the punny slogan I'm thinking of was on the back of a van, in a more permanent sort of livery.

https://www.alcatrazshade.com/signs-of-billboard-past

1954Making You Smile Since 1954 — 1954

#puns #pun #berkeley