The basic medical class I’d never do again was the introduction to nasal fluids.
Rheum 101.

A firm of goth lawyers called the solicitors of mercy.

Watching old episodes of “The Tick” cartoon series. Two things stand out.

If you like #dadjokes and #puns, The Tick is great. So many funny hero and villain names. “American Maid”, “Die Fleidermaus”, and “El Seed” (the evil sunflower with the silly Spanish accent), and “Sarcastro” the Cuban revolutionary whose weapon is his biting sarcasm.

Also, the opening credits feel LONG in 2025. They’re like 90 seconds. Maybe 120.

It’s funny. I’m enjoying it.
#pun #dadjoke

In the UK, cows acquire mad cow disease as mature animals, but in France it's a boeuf defect.

I could never satisfy my girlfriend from New Zealand. Shag, Maori annoyed,

My new videos about the most important elements of animal feet are up. But they won’t let me call the site Paw Nub.

Fun fact: koi fish always travel in groups of three, with one phony.

If attacked, koi A, B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D koi.

Punny people of fedi, can you help with a pun on the tip of my tongue?

A few years ago while driving around Berkeley / Oakland, I saw a window blinds and shades business van with the absolute best slogan, which has somehow been wiped from my mind.

The gist was that if you didn't like your window shades/blinds/curtains, they'd improve them for you. Like maybe "If you don't like the view from your windows, let us cast some shade for you"

It was certainly punchier than that, but I'm pretty sure window(s), view, and shade(s) were mentioned. Maybe also tired, old, and/or window treatment(s)

ps: Alcatraz Shade Shop is in that general area, and the store has a letter board that they put similarly themed puns on, but I'm certain the punny slogan I'm thinking of was on the back of a van, in a more permanent sort of livery.

https://www.alcatrazshade.com/signs-of-billboard-past

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #Jokestodon #ChickensOfMastodon #Puns #Chicken #Chickens #Punster #Pun #BadPun.

Something I made for my intro stats class a few years ago. Nobody really appreciated it, which is a tragedy because it's absolutely top-notch humor.

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables.
Turns out I was on the mothership.

This was on the dining room table when I got up. My kid gets up to some wild antics late at night.

i should probably be ashamed of myself for this.

What do British sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships.