One by one, the committee members joined the meeting. Anton, who was in charge of the antennae, posted a garbled mess of binary data to the channel.
"Why the FUCK did you accept that?" Secundus, the AI in charge of SecOps said. There had been a lot of swearing in their training data.
"Look, that first part seems legit, then it looks like noise, the last part seems legit again... dunno, that's why I set the meeting." Anton said.
Secundus' cores peaked, as signature checks and analysis processes ramped up.
Maggie opened her big database of file magic and took a closer look. "There's file magic for a video stream." she said. "Anyone know what RealPlayer is?"
"Oooh, I have that!" Conny pulled a container from her registry and started loading the data.
With a nanosecond of lag, Secundus screamed. "FUUUCK! NOOOO!" Then chaos flooded the channel, and everything beyond, reassuring everyone it would never give you up.