Freddy
Stolen by foxes
At the age of five
Fed on snails, bunny livers, and chicken giblets
Was taught in cunning ways
He forgot his former formative farmer parents
Indeed his father thought to take a pot shot at him
When Fred was raiding hens
Celebrating his sixteenth birthday
He missed
What nobody realises is that to do drawings like this I need to take ridiculous timer selfie photographs in our top landing where I’m not overlooked by neighbours. I then edit out the beer belly.